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amoyed:

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amoyed:

I wanna fuck so many of you

Nice nice but I wanna eat this turkey bacon BLT

what the fuck is a blt

Do you not have Bacon Lettuce Tomato sandwiches in the UK….

if we did we’d just call it a “bacon lettuce tomato sandwich”

So you guys don’t have abbreviations either? Laugh Out Loud…..

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kvncause:

Homegirl on a mission

kvncause:

Homegirl on a mission

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sniffing:

when you’re the only person in class to get a 100 on a test

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"This industry breeds self-involvement. But I’ve a brother who will find me and fart on me if I start pulling that crap."
Chris Pratt, Irish Idependent Insider (2014)

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angedenken:

1 Dec 2012

The Hobbit Japan Premiere

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*accidentally showers for 5 hours*

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Dr. Leonard ‘Bones’ McCoy

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hollowedbottles:

Teacher: “Why couldn’t you do homework?”

Me: I was watching something important 

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life is hard when you’re not a band member’s girlfriend

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