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Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son

deankins:

shertockhotmes:

bbatchlocked:

you beautiful drunk puppy

he couldn’t make deductions and felt sympathy for another human being. it’s like getting sloshed slowed him down enough to be like an ordinary person.

how could u

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"My boyfriend’s sister met #BenedictCumberbatch on the flight to LAX.” [X] or [x]

"My boyfriend’s sister met #BenedictCumberbatch on the flight to LAX.” [X] or [x]

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13 hours ago
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gameofchrons:

parents: "let’s talk about your future" 

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13 hours ago
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ahobbitinhogwarts:

berksome:

IS THERE EVER THAT ONE CHARACTER 

THAT HAS NOTHING 

BUT DESERVES EVERYTHING 

AND YOU JUST WANT TO CUDDLE THEM AND TELL THEM EVERYTHING’S GONNA BE ALRIGHT 

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nonomella:

my 6-year-olds were upset because i taught them ‘television’ and they were like NO TEACHER IT’S A TV

so i wrote ‘television’ on the board and highlighted “T” and “V” and they reacted like i’d just taught them the secrets of the universe

(via ruinedchildhood)

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butfili:

oh, do your r e s e a r c h

butfili:

oh, do your r e s e a r c h

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13 hours ago
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mspbandj:

CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE HAIR PLEASE

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13 hours ago
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ultrafacts:

thatonefagget:

ultrafacts:

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I would let it sting me.

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thatonefagget:

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I would let it sting me.

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infrastructure-will-collapse:

thealienonbroadway:

nyotabadassuhura:

girlwithalessonplan:

fury-oh-sea:

um.

The video is even better:  http://www.vulture.com/2014/07/this-woman-killed-it-on-american-ninja-warrior.html

The male competitors are in awe the whole time, and even the commentators learned to stop saying, “I don’t think she can do this.”

She’s amazing.

IT GOT BETTER

Yesss

(Source: sizvideos)

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